Q. My wife’s boyfriend says that y’all hate women. Why are you proud chauvinists?
A. Chauvinism means a belief in superiority. We believe that western civilization gave birth to the American Republic which is a culmination of the best aspects of western culture. Hence the West is the Best! We do not hate women; they are the mothers of civilization.
Q. A self-hating Jew who works for the SPLC told me you guys were an Alt-Right, neo-Nazi fascist organization. Are you guys white nationalists?
A. No, We are not ethno-nationalists and do not allow racists to be Proud Boys. There are Proud Boys of all racial, ethnic, and religious backgrounds. Approximately 60% of Proud Boys are not white, and no, they are not “multiracial white supremacists”. All that is required to become a Proud Boy is that a man declare he is “a Western chauvinist who refuses to apologize for creating the modern world.” We also do not discriminate based on sexual preference.
Q. What do Proud Boys stand for?
A. We are civic nationalists who believe in the original meaning and intent of the US Constitution and Bill of Rights. We stand for rugged individualism, entrepreneurship, minimal government, an end to the drug war, securing our nation’s borders and venerating the housewife.
Q. What do Proud Boys stand against?
A. We stand against political correctness, multiculturalism, racism, racial guilt, leftism, globalism and all forms of socialism including communism, fascism and many hyphenations of anarchism.
Q. Why would I become a Proud Boy?
A. Do you love America, guns, and adult beverages? Do patriotic brotherhood, mutual aid, community charity, and political activism appeal to you? Do you dislike beta males, ANTIFA, and self-hating liberals? If so, then New Mexico Proud Boys may be for you. We meet every third Sunday of the month at 8pm.
Q. Are there monthly dues?
A. Yup
Q. What is ‘no wanks’?
A. It is a mandatory disciplinary practice in all chapters of the Proud Boys. The rule is you must limit your masturbation to one time every 30 days. You may no longer watch porn because it is bad for your brain and culture. Anytime you do ejaculate you must be within 1 yard of a consenting woman, who isn't a prostitute. She may encourage & assist, we actually recommend it.
Q. If I am interested in joining the group, what should I do?
A. Send us an email introducing yourself and we will send you the location and date of our next meeting.
Q. I am already a Proud Boy in another state. Can I join the New Mexico chapter?
A. If you are a Proud Boy from another chapter and are relocating to New Mexico, please have your chapter president email us with your current status, time in, degree, and the secret handshake. Then we will invite you to the next meeting or event.